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Fuck. This. Shit.
I recently had the incredible misfortune of discovering planking, (don’t make fun, I like to remain blissfully ignorant.) Like any rational human being, after hearing the initial description about what this soulless act actually was, my reaction was something along the lines of, “are you fucking serious?”
Only pictures could depict something so terrifyingly idiotic.
There are just… there are no words….
Dear American Culture,
Well hello, it’s me again. I just wanted to drop by and ask, “what the fuck?” I mean, I’ve asked a thousand times before, but what the actual fuck? I can handle shitty pop music like Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga, I can even handle too-tan-douchebags because, come on, it’s not their fault they’re retarded, and humans just can’t help but watch people who are on the verge of a trainwreck. Those things are heartless, but understandable. But this…. this has no basis in reality whatsoever. In my wildest dreams I could not imagine something more pointless and… just… fucking pointless.
I don’t want to ramble, American Culture, because you’ve got a lot of good things going for you. Offhand I can’t think of any, but that’s beside the point. I’m just here to kindly request you cease and disist with these clearly self-absorbed attention-seeking dick wads and their moronic, purposeless activity of “planking.”
Sincerely, Eric.
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Natalie Walker - Urban Angel
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Jonathan Jones - Mr. Paranoia
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Shinedown - Some Day
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Can’t sleep. Want a cigarette. Don’t need it. But something relaxing. Having trouble pinpointing how I feel. Hate that feeling. Stomach in knots. It’s difficult when people just don’t understand. When someone is trapped in their views. And they’re blind to the fact that one time, maybe this time, might be different.
Abnormal heartbeat. Sort of anxiousness. Like something bad is to come. The power of the individual. Not something I would take away. Even if I could. Being invested in someone doesn’t require you to change. Perhaps the fact that you’re you is exactly what they like about it.
Don’t be two halves becoming whole, be two wholes becoming one.
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Is it so hard just to take 5 minutes out of your fucking day to say this?
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Brighten - Why Oh Why
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James Carrington - Reach
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Straylight Run - Existentialism On Prom Night
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Jonny Craig - Children of Divorce
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Frozen in time
..I feel unusually empty. As if I’m a person frozen in time. I witness the world moving forward around me but I’m still just at a standstill. There’s nothing for me to do but idly hang back and watch my world pass by me before my very eyes. I’m hopeless and lonely. I can’t even reach out to anyone because not only am I frozen, I’m completely unseen. Undetectable. Totally immune to the effects of time. Watching it fly by me, not giving me a second glance. Incomplete.
But all the while, I’m still stuck while everyone else moves along without me, time singing its ticking lullaby to everyone but me. I lie here unaffected, and still as a statue. What’s a man to do? I can’t break out of this. Fighting does nothing. I can only observe. Absolutely invisible to the human eye, I’m nothing but a witness…
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The Black Keys - The Lengths
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That uncomfortable feeling that someone you trust may be lying to you…
Fucking. Sucks.
