November 2011
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Can’t sleep. Want a cigarette. Don’t need it. But something relaxing. Having trouble pinpointing how I feel. Hate that feeling. Stomach in knots. It’s difficult when people just don’t understand. When someone is trapped in their views. And they’re blind to the fact that one time, maybe this time, might be different.
Abnormal heartbeat. Sort of anxiousness. Like...
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October 2011
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Frozen in time
..I feel unusually empty. As if I’m a person frozen in time. I witness the world moving forward around me but I’m still just at a standstill. There’s nothing for me to do but idly hang back and watch my world pass by me before my very eyes. I’m hopeless and lonely. I can’t even reach out to anyone because not only am I frozen, I’m completely unseen....
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That uncomfortable feeling that someone you trust may be lying to you…
Fucking. Sucks.
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You know you’re pathetic when the lyrics to a Backstreet Boys song perfectly describe your life. HA!
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6 Reasons I've never had a Facebook (and never...
6) Friends
Quick! Log into your Facebook account. That was fast! You were already logged into it, weren’t you? It was already in a separate tab wasn’t it? Anyway, look at your friends list. How many people are there? 100? 200? 300? Well guess what? Nobody has that many friends. Not. One. Person. It’s impossible for someone to keep up with so many people. Here’s a helpful graphic about the...
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Today, I mentioned in passing to a classmate that I don’t have a Facebook, to which she replied, “You don’t have a Facebook? What do you do?”
My answer: “I live my life.”
Fucking moron.
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Memes That Need to Fucking Die Already
1) “I Can Haz Cheezeburger” Cats
Horrible spelling and grammar aside, (and that’s extremely difficult for me to ignore) what’s the use for the captions in the first place? This picture would be downright adorable if not for the captions. Come on people, less is more.
This one actually tried to do something clever, by using the word “proportional” which...
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Ways To Guarantee People Will Follow You And/Or...
1) Desperately ask.
Follow me! I always follow back! http://desperate-and-lonely.tumblr.com http://desperate-and-lonely.tumblr.com http://desperate-and-lonely.tumblr.com
Follow me! For FUCK’S SAKE FOLLOW MEEEEE!!!! http://jesus-christ-lady-get-a-grip.tumblr.com http://jesus-christ-lady-get-a-grip.tumblr.com http://jesus-christ-lady-get-a-grip.tumblr.com
(Just type “follow”...
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How I feel about people who only reblog...
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5 Inspirational Quotes (and why they suck)
1. “Dance like nobody’s watching.”
-What is the point of that? Don’t get me wrong, dancing is a lot of fun, but only when you’re with a lot of people. That’s why people go to clubs. That’s why there are dance companies, (and even if you’re just solo, people are watching you.) That’s why it’s lame as hell when only one person dances at a wedding. The fun in dancing comes not just from your...
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Halloween
Ahh Halloween. The most incredible holiday of the year. (If you’re a little kid or a slim, attractive, college-aged woman.)
See that’s the beauty of it. 364 other days of the year, what you’re wearing would result in catcalls and hisses anywhere you go, but on Halloween, it’s just part of the gig.
Everything you ever needed to know about Halloween costumes by age:
Bo Peep
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Time I am between two eternities.
Before me, the eternity, and after me, the...
– Carlos Pellicer: Nocturnal Sonnets, II from Flight Practice