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Halloween
Ahh Halloween. The most incredible holiday of the year. (If you’re a little kid or a slim, attractive, college-aged woman.)
See that’s the beauty of it. 364 other days of the year, what you’re wearing would result in catcalls and hisses anywhere you go, but on Halloween, it’s just part of the gig.
Everything you ever needed to know about Halloween costumes by age:
- Bo Peep
- Bumblebee
- Cat
- Cheerleader
- Cowgirl
- Dorothy
- Fairy Princess
- Ladybug
- Red Riding Hood
- Witch
What the hell happened?!
I don’t care what fucking day of the year it is, the only time it’s okay to dress like these women is role play behind closed doors for someone you love. Feel free to walk out of the house like this, but you know you look like a slut, as do we all.
7 months ago Notes
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