Life Without Censorship

1. 

   Ways To Guarantee People Will Follow You And/Or Reblog Your Shit

   1) Desperately ask.

   Follow me! I always follow back!
   http://desperate-and-lonely.tumblr.com
   http://desperate-and-lonely.tumblr.com
   http://desperate-and-lonely.tumblr.com

   Follow me! For FUCK’S SAKE FOLLOW MEEEEE!!!!
   http://jesus-christ-lady-get-a-grip.tumblr.com
   http://jesus-christ-lady-get-a-grip.tumblr.com 
   http://jesus-christ-lady-get-a-grip.tumblr.com

   (Just type “follow” in the tag search and you’ll get hundreds of real examples.)

   2) Make a nifty graphic asking people: “Reblog if…” Then you insert some inane phrase that pretty much any human being with a pulse can relate to.

   
   
   Honorable mention: ANYTHING that has to do with being “awkward.”

    Apparently that’s the new thing. People who are awkward are instantly relatable.

   

   OMG THAT’S ME!!

   

    I DO THAT ALL THE TIME!! LOL!!!
   
   

   ^^^ This just means that you have nothing better to do with your life than obsessively monitor Facebook statuses. AKA. EVERYONE WITH A FACEBOOK EVER.

   (via “http://most-awkward-moments.tumblr.com”)
   EVERYBODY HAS GORGEOUS COLORED EYES
   and I’m here with my big ass brown eyes…

    

   LMFAO! I HAVE BROWN EYES!!

    

   • Helpful tip: Over half of the world’s population have brown eyes, (that’s over 3 billion people) and more than 90% have variations of brown, (hazel, amber, etc.) http://www.eyedoctorguide.com/eye_general/eye_color_genetics.html

   These “reblog if” and “awkward” entries could really combined into one massive entry called, “PAY ATTENTION! DO YOU DO SOMETHING THAT LOTS OF OTHER PEOPLE DO, BUT ARE TOO EMBARRASSED TO TALK ABOUT? WELL HAVE I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU! HA HA LOOK AT HOW RELATABLE WE ALL ARE!”

   -Do you wave to someone and immediately realize it wasn’t who you thought it was?
   -Do you watch a movie and time your farts to the action sequences so that no one will hear them?
   -Do you constantly stroke your ego by coming up with funny, yet completely reasonable scenarios and try to act like you’re so down-to-earth?

   So does everybody else.

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